Chop sticks Ali or Stainlless?

[AHM]

I'm relying on my own experience and expertise ( Architectural Ironmonger). headlight mechanisms are a total pain in the posterior,

Perhaps you are doing it wrong

[Spyder fan]

Well, It was said in humour, as I presume was elanfan's comment. I hope it was taken that way, I would happily apologise if not.

I reserve personal insults for humour in free parking... don't you Charlie?

Do you mean Lotusfan?

elanfan might take offence

[AHM]

You are just to quick for me! Indeed he might.

[Spyder fan]

Keep going another 31 posts and we will have you to 5 gears!


http://www.lotuselan.net/forums/free-parking-f45/arseholes-the-forum-t29922.html#p199077

[AHM]

So that is how you do it.

I must be slow it has taken me nearly twice as long as you!

[Spyder fan]

You appeared quiet and restrained since 2004 with an average post of just 100 or so per year. Perhaps some years you didn't say anything at all?

Those were the days my friend http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2KODZtjOIPg

[AHM]

You will notice also that I rarely delight in the frivolous humour of "Free Parking". I also try to contain my comments to subjects where I have knowledge, experience, or a relevant opinion. Perhaps that is why I may have had nothing to say.

[Spyder fan]

You will notice also that I rarely delight in the frivolous humour of "Free Parking". I also try to contain my comments to subjects where I have knowledge, experience, or a relevant opinion. Perhaps that is why I may have had nothing to say.

Simon,
that really does beg a question

[AHM]

So you got half of the humour then - look deeper for the other half!

[billwill]

Now now children, stop arguing and eat your rice with your nice new shiny metal chopsticks.

[john.p.clegg]

I now know how Victor Frankenstein felt......

John

[stevebroad]

The water test won't work if sticks are hollow. There is no way of telling thickness of tube so no way of working out density based on water displacement. A hollow aluminium stick of the same external dimension as a stainless steel stick will displace the same amount of water, assuming they both sink.

As aluminium is approx half the weight of steel, simply holding them should be sufficiant to be able to tell what they are made of, I would have thought.

[twincamman]

I prefer bamboo chop sticks ... they are lighter to wear in the hair and retieve the severed head of a vanquished enemy in an easier fashion ....there are also special models of chop sticks for cleaning out cat litter boxes ....I dont use them ...ever .......originally called kui tzu or quick ones the sticks became chop pidgen english for quick thus chop sticks ...lotus designers came up with magesium sticks but they caught on fire on occasion from cigars and open flame braziers and burned down many Chineese restaurants in the 1960 s so we wentback to aspen wood ....there was also the legend of a famous Samuri who defended his castle against a hoard of Government accountants with a chopstick in one hand and a bent book keeper in the otherj....ed

[billwill]

The water test won't work if sticks are hollow. There is no way of telling thickness of tube so no way of working out density based on water displacement. A hollow aluminium stick of the same external dimension as a stainless steel stick will displace the same amount of water, assuming they both sink.

As aluminium is approx half the weight of steel, simply holding them should be sufficiant to be able to tell what they are made of, I would have thought.

Aye, you are only really interested in finding out if the density is near as dammit to Aluminium or common alloys.

I don't think they would bother to make hollow aluminium ones.

If density is not near, then they are probably hollow s/s.

[billwill]

I now know how Victor Frankenstein felt......

John

Good for a film title, that.

The curse of the Monster Chopsticks