The silly Christmas Stocking or anything else thread

PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:16 pm

Well I'll kick off:-

A jacket with a magic pocket that always has the correct amount of money for whatever I want to buy.

If that's not possible I'll settle for Kathrine Jenkins :wink:

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PostPost by: ardee_selby » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:05 pm

GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote: If that's not possible I'll settle for Kathrine Jenkins :wink: John


What? Again?

free-parking-f19/christmas-list-time-t24016.html

Just how many stockings are you hoping for? :wink: :)

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PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:14 pm

ardee_selby wrote:
GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote: If that's not possible I'll settle for Kathrine Jenkins :wink: John


What? Again?

free-parking-f19/christmas-list-time-t24016.html

Just how many stockings are you hoping for? :wink: :)

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Oh dear, do I have one of those fixation thingies? :oops:
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PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:00 pm

Sorry guys!

Seems that I've started a thread which is practically identical to the one posted only a few days ago.

I'll ask the doctor about upping my medication. :oops:

Is there a way to delete this thread please?

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PostPost by: ardee_selby » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:46 am

GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote:Sorry guys! Seems that I've started a thread which is practically identical to the one posted only a few days ago. Cheers John


I wouldn't be over concerned. After all Jeff hasn't said "Hey...look in the archives" !

elan-archive-f16/christmas-wish-lists-t4087.html

I just hope that Jeff has gotten all he wanted both then and for all the Christmases in between!

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PostPost by: nebogipfel » Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:52 pm

GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote:Oh dear, do I have one of those fixation thingies? :oops:


I suspect it's the thought of the young lady getting dirty which has caused your problem ..........

Don't worry old chap there are worse things to be fixated on :wink:
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PostPost by: cal44 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:06 pm

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PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:02 pm

nebogipfel wrote:
GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote:Oh dear, do I have one of those fixation thingies? :oops:


I suspect it's the thought of the young lady getting dirty which has caused your problem ..........

Don't worry old chap there are worse things to be fixated on :wink:


Oh dear now I'm feeling faint!
Must be the loss of blood draining from my head :wink:
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PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:05 pm

ardee_selby wrote:
GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote:Sorry guys! Seems that I've started a thread which is practically identical to the one posted only a few days ago. Cheers John


I wouldn't be over concerned. After all Jeff hasn't said "Hey...look in the archives" !

elan-archive-f16/christmas-wish-lists-t4087.html

I just hope that Jeff has gotten all he wanted both then and for all the Christmases in between!

Cheers - Richard


"gotten"? I say old chap! :lol:

Well that link was a blast from the past & interesting to see all of those posters names.
Where are they all now? :roll:

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PostPost by: ardee_selby » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:40 pm

GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote: "gotten"? I say old chap! :lol:


"despite the many claims that it is an Americanism, it is most definitely of British origin and the Oxford English Dictionary traces its first use to the 4th century...it has been used by many notable British English writers, including Shakespeare, Bacon, Pope" and now Selby. :wink: :)

GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote: Well that link was a blast from the past & interesting to see all of those posters names. Where are they all now? :roll: Cheers John


Yes, I was wondering that... Brian Walton and his Rally Elan in particular.

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PostPost by: Spyder fan » Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:02 pm

Did someone mention stockings? guess what Jeff's advert robot picked up on!



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Can I just have my S4 finished before the snow comes......

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PostPost by: nebogipfel » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:04 pm

Spyder fan wrote:Did someone mention stockings? guess what Jeff's advert robot picked up on!



I've just seen the downside of Firefox with Adblock Plus
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PostPost by: nebogipfel » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:07 pm

GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote:Oh dear now I'm feeling faint!
Must be the loss of blood draining from my head :wink:


Only time that happens to me these days is when I stand up too quick :shock:

.......and no, that's not a euphemism :lol:
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PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:18 pm

"I've gotten a Firefox Adblock Plus euphemism"
Can I get some fries with that?

Who says I can't keep up with you lot? :roll:
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PostPost by: nebogipfel » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:52 am

GrUmPyBoDgEr wrote:Can I get some fries with that?




Is that Regular or Large?

Regular?.......Regular?........what's that all about then?

Shirley if you don't want large you want small?........I know I've gotten on my high horse again but what the harry are regular fries and I assume the alternative is irregular ones ....
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