L U C A S

[1964 S1]

OK, I just made my last small joke about dash wires, the Prince of Darkness, and Halloween. Who can come up with a GOOD acronym for Sir Lucas? Lost Until Can Ascertain Sun

[john.p.clegg]

Lights Up the Car Amid Sparks

John

[cliveyboy]

Heres my attempt for "Lucas Prince of darkness"

Crap Crud KO's Elan Finess

Cliveyboy

[DrEntropy]

Variation: Lost Until Certainly After Sunup ?

Left Useless Contemplating Afternoon Sunlight?

Last Useful Connection Abandoned Ship?

[DrEntropy]

'Lectrics Useless, Call A Service ?

"potshots" all.

[john.p.clegg]

Clive
I've seen some fine cases of dickslexia before,but none as bad as yours....
John

P.S. See you at Stoneleigh.

[DrEntropy]

I've just put him at the top of my anagrammer's list!

No mean feat, as SWMBO ~was~ at the top... and I may be required to admit the change

[M100]

Lucas Prince of Darkness =

ELAN SPARK FRIED CONCUSS ?

[cliveyboy]

Apologies
I got my acronyms and anagrams confused.
If Dr Clegg can give me something for the dicksloxia otherwise I will be the only Lotus at the Stonehenge parts fair

Clive

[RotoFlexible]

L is for the Lights that glow so dimly
if, that is, they even glow at all
U is for the Useless wet ignition
when you hit a puddle and you stall
C is for the bullet-shaped Connector
rotting in its socket 'neath the dash
A is for Another broken bendix
turning your new ring gear into trash
S is for the Switch no longer switching
current from the fuse box to the horn...
Put them all together, they spell Loooo-cas -
Everlasting Prince, of Darkness born.