absorbent under cloths for LBC

[twincamman]

The government enviro nazis have decreed that ' Due to inherent leakage of English cars on public road and carriage ways of the world and said leakage running from the road to the fresh water sewers causing contamination of our fresh water supply ALL british cars ever built will have to have a highly absorbent material installed under said engine / transmission compartment and rear differential area effective immediately [ an automotive diaper if you will ]. In order to protect the environment and preserve the fresh water supply of the world. 'When asked how long this would be in effect the government environmental agent said --'It depends '----ed .

[GrUmPyBoDgEr]

The government enviro nazis have decreed that ' Due to inherent leakage of English cars on public road and carriage ways of the world and said leakage running from the road to the fresh water sewers causing contamination of our fresh water supply ALL british cars ever built will have to have a highly absorbent material installed under said engine / transmission compartment and rear differential area effective immediately [ an automotive diaper if you will ]. In order to protect the environment and preserve the fresh water supply of the world. 'When asked how long this would be in effect the government environmental agent said --'It depends '----ed .

Hey Ed, it's still 30th March here!
Jumped the gun a bit maybe?

John

[elansprint71]

All vehicles competing off road in the UK have to carry a "spill kit" capable of mopping whatever fluids are on board. This seems to ignore the fact that old cars do not tend to drop all their contents at one go.

[twincamman]

I must be doing something wrong then ---ed