Beware the cretins of the DVLA
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 8:45 pm
Hello fellow Lotus travellers…
In the words of Max Bygraves….I’m gonna tell you a story, a horror story! Beware the DVLA!!!!!
I am 77 this year, I completed the nut and bolt restoration of my 71 Sprint just over one year ago, after 50+ years of restoration, and to assure myself of the integrity of my work, I subjected it to an MOT. The test station entered the VIN number reading it from the VIN plate on the car, this of course was forwarded to the DVLA. The next thing I know is a letter from the DVLA querying the identity of the car. After some initial perplexity I realised why this had occurred.
When the car was first registered in Coventry, some brainless vehicle licensing cretin entered the engine number in both the engine number slot and the VIN slot, thus the query when the MOT certification VIN hit the DVLA.
Following the initial questionnaire from DVLA and my comprehensive response there followed many repeated demands for evidence of the cars bonafides. This included photographs and historic documents including a photo copy of the original Green Log Book ( which incidentally had been provided to me by the licensing authority back in 1985). This green log book issued in Coventry clearly showed the original entry error! But no matter how many times this was pointed out, it did not seem to register with the morons. Other evidence included a photograph of the Lotus unit number chinagraphed inside the roof of the coupe. In fact I provided a myriad photographic evidence accumulated during the 50+ years of restoration. Still intransigence!
I then employed the good offices of Andy Graham, the Lotus archivist to verify the car identity, and called upon Alan Morgan, Chairman of Club Lotus to inspect and verify the cars identity. Both Andy and Alan wrote to DVLA in this respect, Alan on more than one occasion he even offered to talk to them personally about the car. He wrote a comprehensive inspection report and submitted it to DVLA, What transpired? Absolutely nothing! Silence!
This all went on over a period of thirteen months! Torturous months. In which I could not legally use the car, I began to think I’d be shuffling off before I got the chance. I even contacted the DVLA chief executive, but was fobbed off to a minion who “investigated” and sent me back to the original idiots.
In desperation and not with much hope I contacted my MP, to my surprise I got an immediate response! I mean, on the scale of things, my car VIN issues must pale to insignificance along side a myriad of political issues.
The MPs man Friday Leanne was straight on the case asking for all my and DVLAs communications, I sent her a file of documents an inch thick. This was in January. At the beginning of February with not a word of explanation from DVLA, a corrected V5C arrived ….. Yipee! He’s got my vote, and I hope that the DVLA cretins that were involved were summarily fired, Particularly Ms Andrea Neale, the worst moron, the name on all of the obstructive communications I received.
I asked during the process that the car be classified as a historic vehicle, a request that was totally ignored, so my next hurdle is to send back the V5C to get this corrected……..to be continued, but this time I have Parliament on my side!
In the words of Max Bygraves….I’m gonna tell you a story, a horror story! Beware the DVLA!!!!!
I am 77 this year, I completed the nut and bolt restoration of my 71 Sprint just over one year ago, after 50+ years of restoration, and to assure myself of the integrity of my work, I subjected it to an MOT. The test station entered the VIN number reading it from the VIN plate on the car, this of course was forwarded to the DVLA. The next thing I know is a letter from the DVLA querying the identity of the car. After some initial perplexity I realised why this had occurred.
When the car was first registered in Coventry, some brainless vehicle licensing cretin entered the engine number in both the engine number slot and the VIN slot, thus the query when the MOT certification VIN hit the DVLA.
Following the initial questionnaire from DVLA and my comprehensive response there followed many repeated demands for evidence of the cars bonafides. This included photographs and historic documents including a photo copy of the original Green Log Book ( which incidentally had been provided to me by the licensing authority back in 1985). This green log book issued in Coventry clearly showed the original entry error! But no matter how many times this was pointed out, it did not seem to register with the morons. Other evidence included a photograph of the Lotus unit number chinagraphed inside the roof of the coupe. In fact I provided a myriad photographic evidence accumulated during the 50+ years of restoration. Still intransigence!
I then employed the good offices of Andy Graham, the Lotus archivist to verify the car identity, and called upon Alan Morgan, Chairman of Club Lotus to inspect and verify the cars identity. Both Andy and Alan wrote to DVLA in this respect, Alan on more than one occasion he even offered to talk to them personally about the car. He wrote a comprehensive inspection report and submitted it to DVLA, What transpired? Absolutely nothing! Silence!
This all went on over a period of thirteen months! Torturous months. In which I could not legally use the car, I began to think I’d be shuffling off before I got the chance. I even contacted the DVLA chief executive, but was fobbed off to a minion who “investigated” and sent me back to the original idiots.
In desperation and not with much hope I contacted my MP, to my surprise I got an immediate response! I mean, on the scale of things, my car VIN issues must pale to insignificance along side a myriad of political issues.
The MPs man Friday Leanne was straight on the case asking for all my and DVLAs communications, I sent her a file of documents an inch thick. This was in January. At the beginning of February with not a word of explanation from DVLA, a corrected V5C arrived ….. Yipee! He’s got my vote, and I hope that the DVLA cretins that were involved were summarily fired, Particularly Ms Andrea Neale, the worst moron, the name on all of the obstructive communications I received.
I asked during the process that the car be classified as a historic vehicle, a request that was totally ignored, so my next hurdle is to send back the V5C to get this corrected……..to be continued, but this time I have Parliament on my side!