Lotus Elan

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PostPost by: trw99 » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:15 am

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GRUMPY-OLD-LO ... SS:GB:1120

Bleedin' cheek!

And it's the wrong font.

Then this chap, who lives in Nottinghamshire, says "IDEAL GIFT FOR THE GRUMPY LOTUS ELAN SPRINT OWNER".

Bleedin', bleedin' cheek.

I blame John!

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PostPost by: john.p.clegg » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:57 am

:lol:

and best wishes of the season to One and All

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PostPost by: pharriso » Sun Dec 07, 2014 1:18 pm

Now that's funny! :lol:
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PostPost by: Europatc » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:25 pm

Spot on, more effective than a Rottweiler
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PostPost by: Bud English » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:48 pm

Group buy??? :lol:
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PostPost by: Europatc » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:33 pm

Put me down for two, cover back and front door. Group buy sounds top suggestion.
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PostPost by: elansprint71 » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:36 pm

Wrong font on that badge.... next


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PostPost by: elan66 » Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:53 pm

the "happy elan plus2 owner lives here"signs should be out soon though :lol:
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PostPost by: billwill » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:28 pm

After the Plus 2 stolen in Cumbria who would want to put up a permanently visible sign equivalent to:

Elan with valuable Twin-Cam engine waiting to be stolen from this house/garage.

:x :x
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PostPost by: Jentwistle3 » Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:18 pm

This is great, but I have an S2!
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PostPost by: prezoom » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:28 pm

I rather prefer a sign that says, "This Property Is Locked For Your Protection".
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PostPost by: Apx » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:55 pm

I prefer "Bad tempered German Shepherd Dog, you have been warned" Downside is you don't get many visitors!
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PostPost by: billwill » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:18 pm

A notice often seen on fire-doors always amuses me:
"This door is Alarmed"

Makes me want to say: Keep Calm...


So how about: "This Elan is Alarmed" or even "This Elan is armed and dangerous!"

:D :) :P :lol:
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