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Re: Golf - not me

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 5:39 am
by nomad

Re: Golf - not me

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 6:13 am
by h20hamelan


Thank the maker, no one will ever make a Lotus cart.

Again, if you can’t hit a squirrel out of a tree. You need more practice! Though you could cheat, with a dart!

Re: Golf - not me

PostPosted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 12:56 pm
by nomad
h20hamelan wrote:


Thank the maker, no one will ever make a Lotus cart.

Again, if you can’t hit a squirrel out of a tree. You need more practice! Though you could cheat, with a dart!


Well. I'm no goffer. When younger I never had the patience for the game, Now life's too short to waste my time.

In my small town the golf cart has become THE transportation choice. That and four wheeler ATV's.

Kurt

Re: Golf - not me

PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 1:22 am
by h20hamelan
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: •#!Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.

The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.

Re: Golf - not me

PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 5:46 am
by nomad
:lol: :lol:

Kurt