Golf - not me

PostPost by: nomad » Tue Jun 29, 2021 5:39 am

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PostPost by: h20hamelan » Tue Jun 29, 2021 6:13 am



Thank the maker, no one will ever make a Lotus cart.

Again, if you can’t hit a squirrel out of a tree. You need more practice! Though you could cheat, with a dart!
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PostPost by: nomad » Tue Jun 29, 2021 12:56 pm

h20hamelan wrote:


Thank the maker, no one will ever make a Lotus cart.

Again, if you can’t hit a squirrel out of a tree. You need more practice! Though you could cheat, with a dart!


Well. I'm no goffer. When younger I never had the patience for the game, Now life's too short to waste my time.

In my small town the golf cart has become THE transportation choice. That and four wheeler ATV's.

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PostPost by: h20hamelan » Thu Oct 14, 2021 1:22 am

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: •#!Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.

The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.
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PostPost by: nomad » Mon Oct 18, 2021 5:46 am

:lol: :lol:

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PostPost by: h20hamelan » Tue Dec 28, 2021 5:31 pm

Golf would have been called fuck but the word was already taken

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