Joke
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:27 pm
A man gets shipwrecked on a desert island. The only two other survivors are a sheep and a dog.
After a few weeks, the man starts to get sexually frustrated and starts looking at the sheep.
He stands on the beach each night with his two companions, but each time he approaches the sheep the dog growls as if it knows what the man intends.
After a few more weeks of frustration, a storm hits the island and there's another shipwreck. In the morning, the man finds the only survivor. He's amazed to find that it's Nicola Sturgeon!
After a few more nights on the beach with the dog and the sheep watching the sun go down, he finds Nicola eyeing him up and down, licking her lips. She slowly approaches him and in her sexiest Scottish voice she asks him if there is anything she can do for him.
The man smiles at her and replies...there sure is, can you take the dog for a walk?
After a few weeks, the man starts to get sexually frustrated and starts looking at the sheep.
He stands on the beach each night with his two companions, but each time he approaches the sheep the dog growls as if it knows what the man intends.
After a few more weeks of frustration, a storm hits the island and there's another shipwreck. In the morning, the man finds the only survivor. He's amazed to find that it's Nicola Sturgeon!
After a few more nights on the beach with the dog and the sheep watching the sun go down, he finds Nicola eyeing him up and down, licking her lips. She slowly approaches him and in her sexiest Scottish voice she asks him if there is anything she can do for him.
The man smiles at her and replies...there sure is, can you take the dog for a walk?