Google maps caught me!

[jimj]

I blame go ogle.
Jim

[ericbushby]

Testiculating at people round here can get you locked up.
Eric in Burnley
1967 Series 3 SE DHC

[elansprint71]

In Derbyshire they ogle, in Lancashire they shy away from testiculating, in Cheshire we just talk bollocks and jesticulate: testiculate.

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You still need the key/access to the gate on the private road, and bring a big stake for rabid watch dog. He's yellow and tailless.......... was an alligator before I docked him. Trained to go for the crotch.

[cal44]

Dang Mericans.............you left out funnist part................the caliber of your weapons to greet un-wanted visitors.
This is why you need acreage...........so you can practice the three S's...........shoot, shovel and shutup

Minus the idiot politicians....................what a country............."lock and load"

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Forgot to add, next door neighbor is a retired Feeb. Can be heard culling the local area's population of rattlesnakes in his back yard, with his service revolver and snake loads. He is very sensitive to what is taking place in the neighborhood. Nice neighbor to have. Then there was the time that a near-do-well attempted to purloin another neighbors Acura from his garage. He found a nice comfortable position, face down, legs and arms spread, on the driveway, after finding a 1911 in his left nostril. A call to the local constabulary removed the debris. Shovel? Who needs it, when one of the neighbors owns a backhoe. The grass is not always greener over the septic tank.