Dear Sirs,
With regret, I cannot accept the role for 2 reasons.
1. I am taller than Richard Hammond by some margin, but could be likened to him for squirelling away Lotus parts, but not in my mouth. Shame, some will no doubt say.
2. My time is already allocated to the good causes I support.
Sorry to disappoint the board at this time, but thanks for the offer.
In my place, could I put forward Elanfan1 for these reasons. Much more suitable height wise, it would be good to have a foreign accent on the show,
and he could keep us up to date with the exchange rate between our two countries.
Yours faithfully,
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