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Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:44 am**

Every annoying car bore down the pub will tell you that the acronym for LOTUS is as follows

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

Well I can think of at least one more appropriate acronym
Lovely
Old
Things
Usually
Stunning

Any more out there?

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:25 pm**

A few more off the top of my head, (I have too much time on my hands!)

Lotus
Often
Universally
Transcends
Superiorly

or

Loft
Over
Upper
Terrace
Stairs

or

Let's
Overlook
Unusually
Trite
Sentences

or

Lotus
Observes
Universal
Tight
Standards

or

Lying
Only
Upholds
The
Sinner

or

Living
Often
Understates
The
Standards

or

Lance
Often
Understated
The
Steroids

or

Lovemaking
Often
Under
The
Stars/Sheets/Stairs (your choice)

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:38 pm**

Don't give up the day job Alan; the competition here's just too much :lol:

Cheers
John

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:39 pm**

My sentiment runs to a more middle of the road response:

Lots
Of
Trials
Usually
Solvable

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:15 pm**

PBrown60 wrote:A few more off the top of my head, (I have too much time on my hands!)

Lotus
Often
Universally
Transcends
Superiorly

or

Loft
Over
Upper
Terrace
Stairs

or

Let's
Overlook
Unusually
Trite
Sentences

or

Lotus
Observes
Universal
Tight
Standards

or

Lying
Only
Upholds
The
Sinner

or

Living
Often
Understates
The
Standards

or

Lance
Often
Understated
The
Steroids

or

Lovemaking
Often
Under
The
Stars/Sheets/Stairs (your choice)