Lotus Elan

A new acronym for L O T U S

PostPost by: Spyder fan » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:44 am

Every annoying car bore down the pub will tell you that the acronym for LOTUS is as follows

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

Well I can think of at least one more appropriate acronym
Lovely
Old
Things
Usually
Stunning

Any more out there?
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PostPost by: PBrown60 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:25 pm

A few more off the top of my head, (I have too much time on my hands!)

Lotus
Often
Universally
Transcends
Superiorly

or

Loft
Over
Upper
Terrace
Stairs

or

Let's
Overlook
Unusually
Trite
Sentences

or

Lotus
Observes
Universal
Tight
Standards

or

Lying
Only
Upholds
The
Sinner

or

Living
Often
Understates
The
Standards

or

Lance
Often
Understated
The
Steroids

or

Lovemaking
Often
Under
The
Stars/Sheets/Stairs (your choice)
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PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:38 pm

Don't give up the day job Alan; the competition here's just too much :lol:

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PostPost by: Ross Robbins » Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:39 pm

My sentiment runs to a more middle of the road response:

Lots
Of
Trials
Usually
Solvable
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PostPost by: Spyder fan » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:15 pm

PBrown60 wrote:A few more off the top of my head, (I have too much time on my hands!)

Lotus
Often
Universally
Transcends
Superiorly

or

Loft
Over
Upper
Terrace
Stairs

or

Let's
Overlook
Unusually
Trite
Sentences

or

Lotus
Observes
Universal
Tight
Standards

or

Lying
Only
Upholds
The
Sinner

or

Living
Often
Understates
The
Standards

or

Lance
Often
Understated
The
Steroids

or

Lovemaking
Often
Under
The
Stars/Sheets/Stairs (your choice)


:lol: :lol: Are you dyslexic by any chance :lol: :lol:

How do you spell LOTUS? The above all spell LOUTS, but I do like them especially the making love one, very 1960's.
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PostPost by: PBrown60 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:54 pm

How about this one,

Limiting
Of
Tan
Lines
Usually
Stimulate
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PostPost by: PBrown60 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:00 pm

I'm on a roll...

Loss
Of
Timing
Usually
Sucks
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PostPost by: PBrown60 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:12 pm

I can't stop

Lingering
Over
Tea
Usually
Sooths
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PostPost by: elanern » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:24 pm

My degree is not in journalism or English, but here goes anyway....

Lots
Overweight
Typically
Upsets
Suspension
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PostPost by: elansprint71 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:39 pm

Leave
Off
This
Useless
Shite

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PostPost by: Spyder fan » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:43 pm

elansprint71 wrote:Leave
Off
This
Useless
Shite

:twisted:

And bigger fools look on? :mrgreen:
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PostPost by: PBrown60 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:47 pm

More...

List
Of
The
Usual
Suspects

Lotus
Of
U.K
Teams'
Superiority

Lotus
Of
U.K.
Technology
Superior
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PostPost by: Spyder fan » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:57 pm

Sorry Pete,
I agree, this is getting a bit silly :roll:
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PostPost by: MickG » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:37 pm

Spyder fan wrote:Sorry Pete,
I agree, this is getting a bit silly :roll:


You started it :lol:

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PostPost by: stugilmour » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:55 am

Lots Of Tracking Usually Swift
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