Talking Cow

[ardee_selby]

1) I don't know Gaelic at all Richard, although I could look it up.. Must admit I normally never take pleasure at someone else's misfortune but hey! That one was well funny. And smelly!!

2) Nope and err... Nope.. That too sounds seriously funny.. Good job it didn't raise its tail eh? High speed Elephant shit would probably have taken his head off.......

The guy involved was me! Can still remember the taste/smell of it...Yeuch!
It was a bit embarrassing...took me a week to get rid of the stink!

Going to the NEC this weekend? Al' .....

No...I've promised to fix an en-suite shower...just can't take any more GBH of the ear!

Cheers - Richard

[hartley hare]

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She knows f*ck all about cars."

Well it amused my simple mind
John

"thank you, thank you.......i'm here all week............."

[twincamman]

Richard -I beleieve the Scots translation for schadenfreud is 'come here ye rotten bastard and Ill punch your face in and you will feel sad I will feel happy but my hand will hurt ' . its expressed many times every Saturday night in Gasgow at closing time --it is verbalised as a loud -----HEY --YOU ---STUPID -pronounced in the Galic as ----HA YOO STOOPAD --ed