Lotus Elan

Totally and utterly off topic.. Britains ugliest

PostPost by: Jens » Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:56 pm

Here's number one...

The mind still boggles, did they punch this car on the nose before it backed up over a concrete duck or was the concrete duck inserted due to the punch on the nose?

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Note the static curvelights. Any optician or surgeon would advice an operation to do something to get rid of these crosseyes.

And for the duck.....
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"Make the suspension adjustable and they will adjust it wrong - look at what they can do to a Weber carburetor in just a few moments of stupidity with a screwdriver..." (CABC)

My one problem is that distance keeps me from my Elan. (36/5395)
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PostPost by: Tonyw » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:39 pm

Jens,

There are some things only a mother can love.........................

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PostPost by: terryp » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:13 pm

No thats a old Morgan dressed up in the style of that old Channel 4 programme "bo' selecta"
All that make up comes off and its a standard 4/4 from the 70's

I hold a grudge against Morgans , don't know why though???

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PostPost by: Jens » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:24 pm

terryp wrote:All that make up comes off and its a standard 4/4 from the 70's

I hold a grudge against Morgans , don't know why though???



MAKE-UP? Geez, that car was driven so fast through the Tupperware factory that they just couldn't figure out what to put on it and what not to. Hence they put everything that looked awkward on it before they stuffed a concrete duck up it's tailpipe - if you see what I mean.

I don't hold a grudge against Morgans in general, but this one... Pfff.

What else is there around that beats this one?
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