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A Christmas story that Lotus Elan owners will understand

PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:22 am

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

Hence the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Go on admit it, you know the feeling

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PostPost by: Jas » Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:11 pm

Sweet.
I certainty know the feeling.
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PostPost by: msd1107 » Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:06 am

My girl friend said this is an old joke, but she appreciated the thought that it came from a Lotus site!

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PostPost by: GrUmPyBoDgEr » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:00 am

Oh dear, please don't say anything about it being cut & pasted from another site, don't want to detract from the allusion :oops: :oops: :oops:
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