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PostPost by: nebogipfel » Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:24 pm

Sea Ranch wrote:Excellent. We're all happy then.



O R :wink:
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PostPost by: elanfan1 » Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:37 pm

Sea Ranch wrote:Excellent. We're all happy then.


..really? O' Reilly
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PostPost by: Hawksfield » Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:05 pm

Hi

O my god this could go on forever
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PostPost by: Bud English » Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:37 am

elanfan1 wrote:Desperad

been out mending fences for too long now...

been outright O-ffensive for too long now :)


Now try listening to the song without hearing that. :twisted:
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PostPost by: Spyder fan » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:13 pm

How did I miss this topic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ watch from 2:20



Customer: Got any O's?

Shopkeeper: Oe's?

Customer: O's.

(He gets a hoe, and places it on the counter)

Customer: No, O's!

Shopkeeper: 'Ose! I thought you said 'oe's! (he takes the hoe back, and gets a hose, whilst muttering) When you said 'Os, I thought you said 'oe! 'Ose!

(He places the hose onto the counter)

Customer: No, 'O's!

Shopkeeper: (confused for a moment): O's? Oh, you mean panty 'os, panty 'os! (he picks up a pair of tights from beside him)

Customer: No, no, O's! O's for the gate. Mon repose! O's! Letter O's!

Shopkeeper: (finally realising): Letter O's! (muttering) You had me going there!

(He climbs up a stepladder, gets a box down, puts the ladder away, and takes the box to the counter, and searches through it for letter O)

Shopkeeper: How many d'you want?

Customer: Two.

(The shopkeeper leaves two letter Os on the counter, then takes the box back, gets the ladder out again, puts the box away, climbs down the ladder, and puts the ladder away, then returns to the counter)

Shopkeeper: Yes, next?

Customer: Got any Ps?

Shopkeeper: (annoyed): For Gawd' sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then? I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time. (He gets the ladder out again, climbs up and gets the box of letters down again, then puts the ladder away) Honestly, I've got all this shop, I ain't got any help, it's worth it we plan things. (He puts the box on the counter, and gets out some letter Ps) How many d'you want?

Customer: No! Tins of peas. Three tins of peas!
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PostPost by: daverubberduck » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:52 pm

Am I missing smething???
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PostPost by: elanfan1 » Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:10 pm

N
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PostPost by: john.p.clegg » Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:27 pm

The g d ld days,c medy at its best...

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PostPost by: elanfan1 » Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:05 pm

ld McDonald had a farm
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PostPost by: AHM » Fri Jul 10, 2015 1:21 am

and n that farm he had a pig...

with an ink ink here and an ink ink there
Here an ink there an ink everywhere an ink ink...

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PostPost by: Grizzly » Sun Jul 12, 2015 1:13 pm

Spyder fan wrote:How did I miss this topic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ watch from 2:20



Customer: Got any O's?

Shopkeeper: Oe's?

Customer: O's.

(He gets a hoe, and places it on the counter)

Customer: No, O's!

Shopkeeper: 'Ose! I thought you said 'oe's! (he takes the hoe back, and gets a hose, whilst muttering) When you said 'Os, I thought you said 'oe! 'Ose!

(He places the hose onto the counter)

Customer: No, 'O's!

Shopkeeper: (confused for a moment): O's? Oh, you mean panty 'os, panty 'os! (he picks up a pair of tights from beside him)

Customer: No, no, O's! O's for the gate. Mon repose! O's! Letter O's!

Shopkeeper: (finally realising): Letter O's! (muttering) You had me going there!

(He climbs up a stepladder, gets a box down, puts the ladder away, and takes the box to the counter, and searches through it for letter O)

Shopkeeper: How many d'you want?

Customer: Two.

(The shopkeeper leaves two letter Os on the counter, then takes the box back, gets the ladder out again, puts the box away, climbs down the ladder, and puts the ladder away, then returns to the counter)

Shopkeeper: Yes, next?

Customer: Got any Ps?

Shopkeeper: (annoyed): For Gawd' sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then? I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time. (He gets the ladder out again, climbs up and gets the box of letters down again, then puts the ladder away) Honestly, I've got all this shop, I ain't got any help, it's worth it we plan things. (He puts the box on the counter, and gets out some letter Ps) How many d'you want?

Customer: No! Tins of peas. Three tins of peas!

Ronnie B at his best :)

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