Lotus Elan

What's going on in the other car forums?

PostPost by: "summerinmaine" » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:31 pm

Shamelessly stolen from a Brit bike forum:

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em?
btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car
(pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
(pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please
help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch
rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to
get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car
myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in
divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble
with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing
the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How
to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't
forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to
get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away.
That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking
lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of
mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
"summerinmaine"
 

PostPost by: gjz30075 » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:42 pm

--- In ***@***.***, "summerinmaine" <[email protected]>
wrote:

Shamelessly stolen from a Brit bike forum:


I'm on other forums as well as so much of this is true! Always good
for laugh! Thanks.

Greg Z.
'72 Sprint
Greg Z
45/0243K Sprint
36/5727 pre airflow coupe
User avatar
gjz30075
Coveted Fifth Gear
Coveted Fifth Gear
 
Posts: 2975
Joined: 12 Sep 2003
Location: Roswell, Georgia, USA

PostPost by: gjz30075 » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:45 pm

--- In ***@***.***, "Greg Zelazek" <[email protected]>
wrote:

--- In ***@***.***, "summerinmaine" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
> Shamelessly stolen from a Brit bike forum:


I'm on other forums as well as so much of this is true! Always
good

for laugh! Thanks.

Greg Z.
'72 Sprint


I wonder what the other forums say about us? I can think of a few
lines. :-)

Greg Z
'72 Sprint
Greg Z
45/0243K Sprint
36/5727 pre airflow coupe
User avatar
gjz30075
Coveted Fifth Gear
Coveted Fifth Gear
 
Posts: 2975
Joined: 12 Sep 2003
Location: Roswell, Georgia, USA

PostPost by: type36lotus » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:24 pm

From our fourm; What brand of oil is most eaisly cleaned up from the
garage floor?


Mike Geiger
66 S3 Coupe'

--- In ***@***.***, "Greg Zelazek" <[email protected]>
wrote:

--- In ***@***.***, "Greg Zelazek" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
> --- In ***@***.***, "summerinmaine" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
> >
> > Shamelessly stolen from a Brit bike forum:
>
>
> I'm on other forums as well as so much of this is true! Always
good
> for laugh! Thanks.
>
> Greg Z.
> '72 Sprint


I wonder what the other forums say about us? I can think of a few
lines. :-)

Greg Z
'72 Sprint
Mike Geiger
66 S3 Coupe', no more :-(
User avatar
type36lotus
Fourth Gear
Fourth Gear
 
Posts: 577
Joined: 17 Sep 2003
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA

PostPost by: "Tim Engel" » Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:41 pm

From: "Michael Geiger" <***@***.***>
To: <***@***.***>
Sent: Monday, October 11, 2004 12:21 PM
Subject: [LotusElan.net] Re: What's going on in the other car forums?
From our fourm; What brand of oil is most eaisly
cleaned up from the garage floor?


Johnson & Johnson... for the Baby Elan.
;-)


Regards,
Tim Engel
Lotus Owners Oftha North
"Tim Engel"
 

PostPost by: Jon Eckman » Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:56 pm

How about vegetable oil - when it leaks, the dog will happily clean it up
for you!

Jon Eckman

----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Geiger" <***@***.***>
To: <***@***.***>
Sent: Monday, October 11, 2004 1:21 PM
Subject: [LotusElan.net] Re: What's going on in the other car forums?



>From our fourm; What brand of oil is most eaisly cleaned up from the
garage floor?

Mike Geiger
66 S3 Coupe'
Jon Eckman
Second Gear
Second Gear
 
Posts: 106
Joined: 23 Sep 2003

PostPost by: john.p.clegg » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:04 pm

How dare you talk about my wife like that!!!!
John


Jon Eckman <***@***.***> wrote:

How about vegetable oil - when it leaks, the dog will happily clean it up
for you!

Jon Eckman
User avatar
john.p.clegg
Coveted Fifth Gear
Coveted Fifth Gear
 
Posts: 5691
Joined: 21 Sep 2003
Location: Manchester

PostPost by: richboyd » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:53 pm

Careful!

First you will have some talking about the sanctity of marriage and how
they would never refer to their wife ...

Then, the canine crowd will tell you how a dog should never consume oil.
Animal abuse.

Then, the vegetable oil lobby will describe the torture of plants necessary
to produce the oil.

Me? I'm going to speak up for the garage floor (a surface I know too well).
Save the floors!



At 12:04 PM 10/11/2004, you wrote:

How dare you talk about my wife like that!!!!
John


Jon Eckman <***@***.***> wrote:

How about vegetable oil - when it leaks, the dog will happily clean it up
for you!

Jon Eckman

User avatar
richboyd
Third Gear
Third Gear
 
Posts: 272
Joined: 12 Sep 2003
Location: Seattle

PostPost by: Perk1518 » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:23 pm

Tim suggested:

Johnson & Johnson... for the Baby Elan.
;-)




How about: "Dr. Scholls's Foot Powder . . . for that car which resembles an
athletic shoe on four wheels - the M100 "Elan."
Perk1518
First Gear
First Gear
 
Posts: 29
Joined: 21 Jul 2004

Total Online:

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 17 guests